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These are some lies we made up about Southbury.
An army outfit walking about without a body in it may be noticed often showing up in a closet mirror. One thing's for guaranteed, it's undoubtedly a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The ghost of a badly scorched lady has once in a while been noticed having a seat on the floor in a residence close to Southbury.
The ghost of a man having names carved into his hand is every now and then made out up on the apex of Bates Rocks scooping out an opening.
The ghost of a train driver has been said to have been made out on one or two instances covering a cadaver by a big rock in Bend of the River Sanctuary on a dark night. According to the local residents, this ghost is the struggling spirit of a long gone Southbury person who lived here.
An alien can every now and then be seen swallowing blood from a beaker among the trees of Paugussett State Forest.
Goldilocks has repeatedly been witnessed having a melon down next
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to the waterfront at Crystal Lake.
The alien captain of an unidentified flying object is regularly seen by Alder Swamp gulping chlorine.
A gargantuan sheep is known to have been perceived on a few instances staring at the water by Cat Swamp Pond Dam before sunrise.
The ghost of a critically mangled hunter hauling a dead moose may
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frequently be noticed staring down into the water at Big Cove very late at night.
A woman lacking a head may be spotted repeatedly heaving chunks of concrete into the current at Boys Halfway River at midnight.
A massive alligator has every now and then been witnessed swallowing water from Roxbury Falls after midnight.
The ghost of a young female with a cable around her neck is from time to time distinguished in the backseat of a truck by the driver spotting the ghost in her rear view mirror on a dark night.
An alien voyager from the cosmos has supposedly been witnessed on a handful of occasions pulling up weeds in the front yard of an apartment in Southbury.
An ET from space may every so often be spotted seated in a beanbag in a house in Southbury.
The martian commander of an unidentified flying object was perceived quite near Black Rock State Park shifting orbs about.
An ET from planet Venus became visible pacing from building to building late at night on a Southbury street.
An ET from
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another galaxy was noticed going through a closet in the bedroom of a Southbury house in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Southbury
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Ghost Sightings From Southbury
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
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