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These are some lies we made up about Scotland.
The ghost of a man having names cut into his nose can regularly be seen going through garbage cans on a Scotland lane. A person who lives here says that this ghost is the stressed soul of a former Scotland resident.
A gargantuan goat may be perceived repeatedly fishing from the shore of Baltic Reservoir in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a critically mangled hunter pulling a dead deer has sometimes been observed dragging a dead body from the chilly water of Adams Brook around midnight.
An alien from another world is sometimes spotted taking pleasure in the landscape at Beaver Brook Pond Dam on a dark night.
A space alien has purportedly been spotted on a small number of instances in Baltic Historic District at midnight carrying a human headbone.
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Ghost Sightings From Scotland
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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