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Sandy Hook, Connecticut Lies | |
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These are some lies we made up about Sandy Hook.
The phantom of a lady having names engraved into her arm is from time to time seen howling at the bystander to disappear at Curtis Pond Dam at the stroke of midnight. Lots of folks who live here say this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while driving through Sandy Hook many years ago.
An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto has been perceived on several occasions in Bend of the River Sanctuary before sunrise hauling a cadaver through some bushes.
The ghost of a lady with a switchblade in her neck may every now and then be spotted around midnight crawling out of Pine Swamp soaked in slime. People who have perceived this phantom allege this phantom is that of a local resident who lived here in Sandy Hook some decades ago.
A space alien from another world has regularly been observed in Paugussett State Forest very late at night collecting firewood.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship is repeatedly made
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out tossing boulders into Lake Lillinonah late at night.
The ghost of a chained up lady has been noticed on many instances watching cable in a Sandy Hook living room very late at night. People declare that this ghost loves terrifying foolish folks who dare to disturb the quiet in Sandy Hook.
Nicolaus Copernicus can frequently be witnessed
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browsing through garbage container on a Sandy Hook lane.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another part of the galaxy can be observed time and again looking down into the water at Jackson Cove before sunrise.
A woman clutching her head beside her arm has every so often been observed on a Sandy Hook avenue around midnight.
An extraterrestrial from Mars is known to have been spotted on a small number of occasions examining the view from the apex of Bagburn Hill late at night.
The phantom of a young woman dressed in a blood-splattered wedding gown can every now and then be perceived verbalizing into the thin air mid stream in Boys Halfway River. No matter what, it's a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
An ET from space was distinguished near Roxbury Falls late in the night reading a pamphlet.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spaceship materialized floating in the air like a helium balloon in Sandy Hook.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another galaxy was made out looking at an old woman
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slumbering in an armchair in an apartment in Sandy Hook.
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Ghost Sightings From Sandy Hook
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Ghost Sightings From Sandy Hook
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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