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An ET from space may once in a while be observed bass fishing from the shore of Twin Lakes late in the night.
A gargantuan woodchuck was distinguished pulling a cadaver from the cold water of Ball Brook at night.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a UFO appeared on the highest spot of Babes Hill at the stroke of midnight glancing at the vista.
An alien from planet Pluto was witnessed gazing down into the water at The Cove around midnight.
An alien from the cosmos appeared beside Great Falls late at night staring irritably at the eye witness.
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Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
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