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The spirit of a teenage girl can from time to time be witnessed concealing a cadaver by a sizeable rock in Brian E Tierney Preserve in the early morning hours before sunrise. One thing's for certain, this is a nasty ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another part of the galaxy was made out in the center of Battle Swamp Brook chatting into the night.
A space invader from outer space came into view down at Roxbury Falls late in the night reading a newspaper.
The phantom of a lady having half her head gone was seen studying the view from the top of Bates Rocks around midnight. The appearance of the onlooker frightened the ghost who then disappeared. Nevertheless, it's a chilling phantom that is better not interrupted.
The martian navigator of a flying saucer became visible leading a lead expedition of The Pinnacle to a collection of ghosts before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From Roxbury
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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