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The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spaceship has often been perceived scrambling out of Great Swamp covered in mud at the stroke of midnight.
The phantom of a man with half his head missing is regularly observed twinkling a lantern in Aldrich Park late in the night. Lots of locals claim this spirit is the undead soul of a long gone Ridgefield resident.
A Plateosaurus has allegedly been witnessed on frequent occasions chucking bricks into Fox Hill Lake late in the night.
The ghost of a young-looking woman in a bloody wedding gown can repeatedly be distinguished looking at the water by Bushy Hill Pond Dam around midnight.
An martian traveler from another solar system can be perceived very often on the highest spot of Bald Hill around midnight examining the vista.
A giant coati has sometimes been witnessed trying on a shirt in a Ridgefield apartment.
A huge polar bear is every so often distinguished at Barretts Brook
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at midnight tossing bricks into the water.
An alien from space has been said to have been observed on a few instances crawling out from a manhole on a Ridgefield road at the stroke of midnight.
The spirit of a nine foot tall colossal giant can occasionally be observed by Raven Rocks tossing chunks of concrete.
The martian captain
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of an alien spaceship was witnessed in Deer Hollow very late at night piling stones.
A space man from Saturn showed up poking around in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Ridgefield.
The ghost of a teenage girl was made out performing a piece of music on an accordion in a Ridgefield flat. The ghost was consumed by the air after being witnessed. One thing's for sure, it's a creepy ghost that should be let alone.
The ghost of a woman having half her head absent materialized in a mirror in a Ridgefield building; the phantom was only noticeable in the mirror. When perceived the spirit came within reach of the viewer who then ran away. Folks here who have distinguished this ghost allege this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while passing through Ridgefield before the present.
A female with a knife in her head was made out in a mobile home in the neighborhood of Ridgefield. This exact ghost has been spotted very often in this spot. In any case, it's undoubtedly a scary ghost that you wouldn't wish
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A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
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