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These are some lies we made up about Redding.
The spirit of a steel-miner was perceived in East Swamp on a dark night struggling to conceal a body. The spirit unmoved that there was someone else near. Nevertheless, it is certainly a bloodcurdling ghost that any sane person would not want to come across.
A giant grizzly bear has often been witnessed thinking in Pleasant Valley at night.
A space alien from another solar system is repeatedly noticed in Aldrich Park at the stroke of midnight covering a cadaver by a large rock.
A huge hare has been spotted on numerous occasions downing gasoline from a fuel pump at a fuel station in Redding.
A space alien can repeatedly be distinguished walking a Pit Bull on a dark night on a shady Redding street.
The martian technician of an alien spaceship can be spotted frequently hauling a corpse from the ice cold water of Ballwall Brook on a dark night.
A woman with a moderately translucent body has occasionally been spotted looking through
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home windows in Redding at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is once in a while perceived gazing at the sight from the summit of Bald Hill before sunrise. People claim that this phantom is the phantom of a visitor that was murdered while journeying through Redding before the present.
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Centrosaurus has been observed on one or two occasions at Aspetuck Reservoir Dam at midnight digging an opening.
An extraterrestrial from planet Saturn may once in a while be perceived devastating a book next to the water at Aspetuck Reservoir.
A space alien from another planet has often been spotted browsing through trash container on a Redding road.
The spirit of a gentleman wearing an army uniform is known to have been seen on many occasions on a Redding residential road in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An armor from the middle ages lacking a human being inside may regularly be made out looking at a guy slumbering on a couch in a building in Redding.
A giant panther may be noticed repeatedly reading a tabloid in Black Rock State Park quite near the park headquarters.
A space alien has every now and then been noticed in a grocery store in the Redding area.
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Ghost Sightings From Redding
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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