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These are some lies we made up about Putnam.
The phantom of a young-looking gentleman sporting a rain coat is frequently made out strolling from trailer to trailer at midnight on a Putnam avenue.
The Mothman is known to have been observed on one or two occasions demolishing a hat in Attawaugan Brook.
A beheaded guy can often be observed guzzling blood from a glass by Thompson Meadows.
A female with her head and left arm and left leg removed may be noticed time and again gobbling a steak beside the water's edge at Alexander Lake. Residents allege that this ghost is in all probability the undeparted ghost of a person who used to reside here in Putnam.
An extraterrestrial from another planet has sometimes been seen in the early morning hours before sunrise conducting a directed outing of Kentuck Ledges to a collection of ghosts.
A gigantic ewe is sometimes perceived at Acme Pond Dam before sunrise looking at the landscape.
An extraterrestrial is known to have been distinguished on a few
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instances excavating a nook in the soil in Quaddick State Forest after midnight.
An martian traveler from another part of the galaxy can occasionally be distinguished in Davis Park very late at night concealing a corpse by a sizeable boulder.
An extraterrestrial from planet Neptune was perceived taking a rest at the dining table in a
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Putnam house.
A space invader from another galaxy emerged looking down into the water at Between the Rivers Neck around midnight.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship showed up up on the highest spot of Alva Pond Hill staring.
The ghost of a guy grasping a blood-splattered axe was perceived looking at folks in a Putnam residence through a window. The phantom was consumed by the night after being observed.
An ET from planet Venus was perceived in a wild area close to Putnam.
An ET from another world has frequently been noticed waving to cars by the side of a shadowy road next to Putnam.
A gargantuan rhinoceros has been said to have been seen on many occasions in Bigelow Hollow State Park at the ranger station screaming names of people.
A big creepy giant can be made out frequently facing the watcher at the entrance to Blackstone River Valley National Heritage Corridor.
An ET is every so often noticed posting a container at a Putnam post office.
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Ghost Sightings From Putnam
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- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
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