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These are some lies we made up about Prospect.
An alien explorer from outer space may often be seen musicalizing on a harp in a Prospect apartment.
A lady hauling her head underneath her arm has once in a while been observed in a Prospect highschool at night striding the halls.
The spirit of a guy with half his head not there is from time to time witnessed searching for a bag by Brittany Meadows. Several of the folks who live here say this ghost is most likely the undeparted ghost of a person who used to reside here in Prospect. In any event, this phantom sure is menacing; one that you shouldn't go looking for.
A huge donkey has been seen on a few occasions on the top of Bald Hill very late at night gazing at the view.
A Yeti may every so often be seen taking pleasure in the view at Belleview Lake Dam around midnight.
A headless lady was observed reading a magazine in the center of Beacon Hill Brook. When the bystander emerged the ghost ran off.
The ghost of an 11 feet
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colossal man was noticed in High Rock Grove very late at night collecting wood. The arrival of the bystander scared the spirit who then disappeared.
A colossal rhinoceros appeared down at the water at Axle Shop Pond hauling a human headbone.
An alien from Jupiter was observed in a trailer in the neighborhood of Prospect.
An extraterrestrial
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from another galaxy was perceived in American Italian Civic Club Park at night trying to utter something.
The ghost of a female with half her head missing has repeatedly been noticed giving a piloted outing of High Rock to a company of ghosts on a dark night. If you listen to the residents, this ghost is the undeparted spirit of an old Prospect resident.
A colossal moose is frequently made out trying to locate a bag underneath a parked VW in a Prospect parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise.
Ferdinand Magellan has supposedly been seen on frequent instances shuffling orbs about before sunrise by a road sign in Prospect.
A massive vicuna may regularly be perceived looking bloodcurdling near Black Rock State Park.
A massive chameleon may be distinguished very frequently having a seat at a table in a Prospect flat looking crossly at the watcher.
A space invader is once in a while distinguished strolling through a flat in Prospect.
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Ghost Sightings From Prospect
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The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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