Portland   These are some lies we made up about Portland. A very large tapir was witnessed climbing up from a drain hole on a Portland lane before dawn. The spirit of a young-looking lady in a blood-splattered wedding dress has frequently been made out throwing stones in Mouse Island Bar in the early morning hours.      A huge cheetah is frequently made out scooping out a hollow by the water at Bodkin Rock. A space alien from another solar system has been witnessed on a small number of instances nosing around in mailboxes on a dark night in Portland. A huge hamster may often be distinguished in a Portland secondary school at midnight staggering the hallways. A space invader may be noticed time and again in Broad Street Historic District before dawn seeking a box.   More Lies About Portland On The Next Page >> Ghost Sightings From Portland Submit a lie about Portland, Connecticut: Your Name: Write or Paste Input here: Upload picture:              The latest lies from around the world All towns and cities in Connecticut Fun things to do in and near Portland.   Prehistoric Mini Golf & Ice,  Mini Golf, Portland Capital Extreme Wheels,  Go Karts, Middletown, 3 miles away A New World Laser Tag,  Amusement Park, Middletown, 3 miles away First Light Sport Fishing,  Fishing Trips, Middletown, 4 miles away Pines,  Horseback Riding, South Glastonbury, 4 miles away Mini Blast,  Mini Golf, Cromwell, 7 miles away Seven J'S Farm,  Horseback Riding, Glastonbury, 8 miles away Greyledge Farm Quarter Horses,  Horseback Riding, Durham, 8 miles away Laser Quest,  Amusement Park, Newington, 8 miles away Fun Squared (T-Bowl Duckpin Lanes & A Knights Quest Laser Tag),  Bowling, Newington, 8 miles away Other untruthful towns near Portland, Connecticut: Cromwell, Connecticut, 4 miles away Middletown, Connecticut, 4 miles away Rockfall, Connecticut, 6 miles away Higganum, Connecticut, 7 miles away Wethersfield, Connecticut, 7 miles away Middlefield, Connecticut, 8 miles away East Hartford, Connecticut, 8 miles away Durham, Connecticut, 8 miles away East Hampton, Connecticut, 8 miles away Haddam, Connecticut, 9 miles away Ghost Sightings From Portland