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These are some lies we made up about Plymouth.
A female with the head of a demon may frequently be spotted trimming bushes in the side yard of a mobile home in Plymouth.
The phantom of a man having half his head lost may be perceived over and over again piling pebbles down near Buttermilk Falls before dawn. If you talk to the residents, this ghost loves startling foolish people who come looking for ghosts in Plymouth. Whatever folks state, this spirit unquestionably is creepy; one that you don't want to encounter in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A gargantuan pronghorn has sometimes been spotted hunting with a rifle in Mattatuck State Forest around midnight.
An extraterrestrial is occasionally spotted munching on a cracker in Black Rock State Park right by the ranger station.
A headless woman is rumored to have been perceived on many occasions swallowing water by Buck Meadow.
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Ghost Sightings From Plymouth
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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