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These are some lies we made up about Plantsville.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead can be observed time and again on the water's edge of Black Pond terrifying folks. People allege that this ghost loves frightening unwise people who are brave enough to disrupt the serenity in Plantsville. Regardless of what, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
The spirit of a man wearing a military uniform has sometimes been perceived resting in a chair in an apartment in the neighborhood of Plantsville. A resident argues that this ghost can be the soul of a resident who passed away here in Plantsville a long time ago.
An alien is occasionally perceived at the stroke of midnight hurrying after a passing Chevy on a shadowy highway outside Plantsville.
An extremely large hare is rumored to have been distinguished on one or two occasions at Dossin Park Beach going for a late-night dip.
An extremely large ox has frequently been witnessed scrutinizing Copper Valley
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in detail very late at night.
An extremely large ibex is often made out at Bristol Fish and Game Club Pond Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise looking at the surroundings.
An old knight's armor without a human inside has supposedly been spotted on frequent occasions trimming bushes in the yard of a building in Plantsville.
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extraterrestrial traveler from the cosmos can often be seen piling pieces of wood on the top of one of the hills in the Hanging Hills at night.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy can be spotted very often struggling to hide a dead body in Cedar Swamp after midnight.
A massive jerboa has occasionally been noticed hiding a corpse by a big boulder in Bracket Park late at night.
The phantom of a lady with a sack fastened around her head is every now and then observed by a guy canoeing in a river close to Plantsville. Several of the folks here allege this spirit might be a renowned yesteryear inhabitant of Plantsville.
A big menacing ghost has allegedly been made out on frequent occasions smoking a pipe by Birge Pond Brook.
The ghost of a young gentleman wearing a confederate uniform may occasionally be noticed seated on a couch in an apartment in Plantsville.
William Shakespeare was observed up on Bald Hill reading a newsletter.
An enormous raccoon showed up trying to find a person under a
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streetlight in Plantsville.
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Ghost Sightings From Plantsville
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Ghost Sightings From Plantsville
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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