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These are some lies we made up about Northfield.
An alien from Mars is repeatedly spotted in Black Rock State Park at the stroke of midnight covering a body by a sizeable boulder.
An enormous bison has supposedly been observed on one or two instances wandering through a Northfield neighborhood churchyard.
Christopher Columbus may be distinguished over and over again scraping out a gap in Black Rock State Park at the park headquarters.
An enormous otter has every so often been observed obliterating an object beside a wild highway near Northfield in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy is once in a while seen cutting down a tree in Mattatuck State Forest before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Northfield
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Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
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