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These are some lies we made up about Niantic.
A very large tiger was made out in Indian Woods late at night carving an opening in the earth.
A massive burro showed up staring at the waves at the shore at Attawan Beach before dawn.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spacecraft was perceived late at night exploring The Bar in detail.
An martian tourist from another solar system showed up beside the water at Banning Cove screaming.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy was witnessed walking a Collie after midnight on a murky Niantic residential road.
A sizeable bloodcurdling ghost was observed up on the peak of Amon Hill attempting to state something. The phantom did not seem to be concerned by the witnesses. In any event, it sure is a chilling phantom that is rather not interrupted.
A Stegosaurus has often been distinguished in Babe Ruth Field after midnight struggling to grasp something.
The ghost of a strapped up gentleman is often distinguished pondering
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by Manitock Spring late at night. No matter what, this is a bad spirit that you do not want to come across at night.
The ghost of a youthful woman covered in blood has allegedly been made out on a handful of occasions in the center of Armstrong Brook terrifying folks.
The ghost of an elderly hag can often be made out watching cable in
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a Niantic living room before sunrise.
The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can be distinguished very often before dawn flying over Sanctuary Basin.
An extraterrestrial explorer from the cosmos has sometimes been made out struggling out of Gunning Swamp covered in filth at midnight.
An ET from another solar system is every so often observed taking pleasure in the panorama at Brandegee Lake Dam late in the night.
A woman's body having a bat's head has supposedly been perceived on several occasions giving a directed outing of Cranberry Bottoms to a company of spirits very late at night.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can once in a while be distinguished rummaging around in trash cans on a Niantic avenue.
A gentleman having the head of a goblin has regularly been witnessed beside the shore at Miller Pond guzzling blood from a cup. According to what the residents say, this ghost is most likely the stressed ghost of a local person who used to have
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a house here in Niantic. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a terrifying phantom that you shouldn't go trying to find.
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Ghost Sightings From Niantic
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Ghost Sightings From Niantic
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
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