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These are some lies we made up about Newtown.
The ghost of a youthful man sporting a confederate uniform can occasionally be made out on the summit of Barnabas Hill late at night examining the panorama.
Socrates has regularly been seen glugging down blood from a beaker by Cavanaugh Brook.
The ghost of a bound up gentleman has been witnessed on a handful of occasions before dawn exploring Pleasant Valley in detail.
A space man from planet Jupiter may be made out over and over again dragging a cadaver across the ground in Bend of the River Sanctuary late in the night.
The ghost of a young lady soaked in blood has now and then been perceived ascending out of Bound Swamp covered in dirty water before sunrise. In any event, it indisputably is a creepy phantom that you shouldn't go looking for.
An extraterrestrial from outer space is occasionally perceived taking in the panorama at Bethels Pond Dam very late at night.
A man with a big hole through his chest is known to have
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been noticed on frequent occasions on the shore of Bethels Pond looking for a man.
An extremely large oryx may every so often be made out walking through a flat near Newtown.
A Triceratops was noticed staggering through a Newtown area cemetery.
A space invader appeared gazing along a wild highway outside Newtown before dawn.
The
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alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship was noticed standing by a wild road close to Newtown.
An enormous ox was observed mounted on a motorbike on a shadowy road in the neighborhood of Newtown.
A woman's body with a skunk's head has often been observed in a home in Newtown. If you listen to what the local residents allege, this phantom is perhaps the stressed phantom of a local person who used to dwell here in Newtown.
A gentleman with the head of a goblin is frequently made out outside the entrance to Black Rock State Park scaring folks. Lots of people who live here argue this spirit is the struggling soul of a long gone Newtown resident.
A somewhat rotten human cadaver is rumored to have been seen on a few instances in a Newtown apartment. Locals here who have perceived this ghost argue this ghost is that of a resident who had a house here in Newtown a long time ago. No matter what, this ghost sure is chilling; one that should be stayed away from.
A female burning, holding a gasoline container
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may regularly be spotted showing up in a restroom mirror. A local person asserts that this ghost loves frightening foolhardy folks who are brave enough to upset the tranquility in Newtown. No matter what folks exclaim, this is an intimidating ghost that you wouldn't wish to meet late at night.
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Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
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