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A space man from space is frequently witnessed munching on a slice of pizza beside a streetlamp in Newtown.

The spirit of a bound up woman is rumored to have been observed on frequent instances on the pinnacle of Barnabas Hill in the early morning hours studying the landscape.
    
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship may be seen very frequently in the center of Cavanaugh Brook chatting into the air.

A very large wolverine has now and then been made out in the early morning hours before sunrise examining Pleasant Valley in detail.

Little Red Riding Hood is from time to time noticed marching from home to home very late at night on a Newtown street.

A huge doe has supposedly been perceived on many occasions rummaging around in a cabinet in the bathroom of a Newtown mobile home around midnight.
 

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