New Preston Marble Dale, Connecticut Lies These are some lies we made up about New Preston Marble Dale. A female on fire, gripping a petroleum container can be noticed over and over again at a public phone in New Preston Marble Dale using the telephone. A space invader from another planet has sometimes been spotted next to the water at Arrow Point scaring folks. The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot has been perceived on a few occasions in Above All State Park at midnight hauling a cadaver over rocks. A colossal badger can once in a while be observed up on Above All appearing menacing. The martian captain of an alien spacecraft has often been spotted ascending out of Ash Swamp covered in dirty water at night.   Ghost Sightings From New Preston Marble Dale Submit a lie about New Preston Marble Dale, Connecticut: Your Name: Write or Paste Input here: Upload picture:       Other untruthful towns near New Preston Marble Dale, Connecticut: Washington Depot, Connecticut, 3 miles away Cornwall Bridge, Connecticut, 4 miles away Washington, Connecticut, 5 miles away Bantam, Connecticut, 7 miles away South Kent, Connecticut, 7 miles away New Milford, Connecticut, 7 miles away Kent, Connecticut, 8 miles away Roxbury, Connecticut, 8 miles away Bridgewater, Connecticut, 8 miles away West Cornwall, Connecticut, 9 miles away        The latest lies from around the world All towns and cities in Connecticut Ghost Sightings From New Preston Marble Dale Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek. - How do we cross Delbert? - Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side. - You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in. Why is a fat girl like a moped? They're both fun until your friends see you. It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions. Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store? It says ''Open here''. Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do. - Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words. What's the best way to kill a wasp? You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed. Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said: - I think we're surrounded. Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade. - What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by. - We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground. Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ? Delbert: - Don't know Arthur: -Brazil nuts !. MORE JOKES