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A very large lynx is known to have been spotted on frequent instances dragging a body from the chilly water of Bakersville Brook before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial from another planet can regularly be seen by Atwood Swamp attempting to grasp something.
The spirit of a bound up lady can be perceived often by Slashers Ledges thinking. Residents here who have seen this ghost say this ghost likes terrifying unwise people who have the courage to disrupt the tranquility in New Hartford.
Bigfoot has every so often been perceived trying to flag down cars beside a shadowy highway outside New Hartford.
An ET is every so often made out digging an outlet in the ground in American Legion State Forest after midnight.
An alien traveler from space has been distinguished on frequent instances appearing bloodcurdling at Bull Pond Dam very late at night.
A female carrying her head next to her arm can sometimes be noticed up on Barnes Hill gazing
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crossly at the witness. Locals say that this spirit can be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed on here in New Hartford before the present.
A space invader from deep space has repeatedly been distinguished throwing pebbles into Barkhamsted Reservoir on a dark night.
The ghost of a youthful lady having on a blood-splattered
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wedding dress is often perceived posting a parcel at a New Hartford post office.
The ghost of a twelve feet colossal man has allegedly been perceived on one or two instances at Bristol Cove around midnight looking down into the water. A local person declares that this ghost may perhaps be a well-known yesteryear dweller of New Hartford.
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Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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