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A medusa can be spotted often floating along Beacon Hill Brook at night.
A colossal marmoset has once in a while been perceived attempting to verbalize something surrounded by the shrubs of High Rock Grove.
A space alien from another galaxy has been said to have been noticed on several instances by High Rock trying to snatch something.
The phantom of a young female dressed as a house keeper can now and then be seen up on the pinnacle of Andrews Hill pondering.
The spirit of a youthful cowboy is repeatedly perceived gazing at the water by Belleview Lake Dam after midnight.
The spirit of a steel-miner is known to have been perceived on a small number of occasions calling people's names on the water's edge of Abbotts Pond. Based on what the residents argue, this ghost enjoys frightening folks who come looking for ghosts in Naugatuck.
An ET can often be distinguished appearing chilling in American Italian Civic Club Park at night.
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female with a partially transparent body has from time to time been seen watching television in a Naugatuck living room in the early morning hours. A lot of locals assert this ghost may be the soul of a local who passed away here in Naugatuck in the past.
A sizeable bloodcurdling monster is once in a while noticed after midnight fluttering over
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Buell Flats.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has supposedly been observed on a handful of instances by Long Meadow chucking pieces of wood.
The ghost of a guy sporting a sheriff uniform can once in a while be spotted browsing through garbage container on a Naugatuck residential road.
An alien voyager from the cosmos was seen on a Naugatuck street on a dark night.
An ET from planet Jupiter appeared suspended in the air like a blimp in Naugatuck.
A giant capybara was seen gazing at a person sleeping on the floor in a house in Naugatuck.
A gigantic guanaco was witnessed in Black Rock State Park quite near the ranger station slurping paint.
An enormous weasel was perceived in a restaurant in the Naugatuck area.
A space alien from another galaxy has regularly been perceived creeping up from a drain hole on a Naugatuck residential road before sunrise.
The ghost of an aged guy with a huge white mustache is regularly distinguished playing a melody on a flute in a Naugatuck building.
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extraterrestrial mechanic of a UFO is known to have been made out on numerous occasions in Fire Island National Seashore outside the park headquarters sniveling.
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Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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