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These are some lies we made up about Mystic.
A space man from another solar system was perceived by a lady hunting in a forest close to Mystic.
An extraterrestrial materialized smoking a cigar next to the water at Abigail Point.
An alien voyager from deep space was spotted in Cormorant Reef at the stroke of midnight reading a newspaper.
A very large elephant was noticed visiting Pohegnut Ledge on a dark night.
A chilling beast has frequently been seen seated in a beanbag in a home in Mystic.
The phantom of a coal-miner is regularly observed going for a midnight bath at Bluff Point Beach.
The Mothman is rumored to have been witnessed on several occasions looking by Beaverdam Brook.
The spirit of a man dressed as a gardener may be seen time and again wandering from home to home at the stroke of midnight on a Mystic avenue.
The spirit of a man having on a law enforcement outfit has occasionally been made out looking at the water by Billings Avery Diversion
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Pond Dam in the early morning hours. In any event, it's a terrifying ghost that you wouldn't wish to run into before dawn.
The phantom of an elderly gentleman with a long white mustache is once in a while distinguished startling people up on Averys Hill. Regardless of what, it is unquestionably a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go looking
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for.
A space alien from another world has supposedly been distinguished on one or two instances burying a cadaver by a big rock in Assekonk Swamp State Wildlife Management Area at the stroke of midnight.
An extremely large basilisk may now and then be distinguished by Assekonk Swamp pointing at the witness.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship has regularly been observed having a seat at a table in a Mystic residence.
A large bloodcurdling monster is repeatedly spotted looking at folks in a Mystic residence through a door crack.
An alien from Pluto is rumored to have been spotted on frequent occasions in a desolate spot near Mystic.
An ET from another solar system can be observed very frequently sending a parcel at a Mystic post office.
The ghost of a guy wearing an army outfit has every so often been seen in Bigelow Hollow State Park right by the ranger station searching for a map. Several people claim this ghost could be the spirit of a local who passed away here in Mystic
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Ghost Sightings From Mystic
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Ghost Sightings From Mystic
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
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