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These are some lies we made up about Morris.
An alien tourist from space was spotted devouring a hotdog up on Apple Hill.
An ET from the Moon has repeatedly been spotted down by Litchfield Town Beach before sunrise swimming.
A gigantic koala is frequently noticed in the early morning hours struggling out of Bantam Swamp covered in filth.
The spirit of an elderly cleaning lady is rumored to have been noticed on a small number of occasions hiding a body by a sizeable rock in Bellamy-Ferriday Garden before dawn. According to the residents, this ghost loves startling foolhardy folks who have the courage to disrupt the silence in Morris.
A very large lemur may regularly be seen at Keeler Cove at the stroke of midnight gazing down into the water.
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Ghost Sightings From Morris
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Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
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