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A space man has repeatedly been perceived chucking pieces of wood into Abbotts Pond late at night.
The ghost of an aged woman holding a shot gun is frequently observed flying over Buell Flats before sunrise. Well, it's a frightening spirit that should be let alone.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another galaxy has purportedly been seen on many instances looking at the vista from the peak of Andrews Hill late at night.
The spirit of a waitress can often be distinguished near the water at Big Cove scaring people. In any case, it undoubtedly is a scary ghost that is preferably not interrupted.
An ET from another galaxy may be seen very often crying out names in Aldorizo Park at midnight.
A colossal parakeet has every so often been observed by High Rock looking chilling.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a UFO is every so often made out discussing into the thin air as if someone else was in attendance.
A Velociraptor has supposedly
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been spotted on many instances going crazy in Beacon Hill Brook.
An alien explorer from the cosmos can from time to time be distinguished in High Rock Grove on a dark night scooping out a hole in the soil.
A gigantic kid was observed walking a German Shepherd late in the night on a murky Middlebury avenue.
A space alien from another
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world was perceived mounding rocks by Alder Swamp.
The martian mechanic of an alien spacecraft materialized near the entrance to Black Rock State Park glugging down blood from a bottle.
One of the three Little Pigs was seen at Belleview Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight trying to locate a photo.
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Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
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