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These are some lies we made up about Marlborough.
The ghost of a youthful lady dressed in a blood-covered wedding dress has sometimes been made out staring crossly at the watcher by Bear Swamp.
A beheaded woman is every now and then made out going nuts down beside the water at Arrow Point.
The alien pilot of an alien spacecraft may from time to time be observed seated at the dining table in a Marlborough residence chucking stones.
The ghost of a nine feet high massive guy was seen up on the highest spot of Baker Hill scooping out a crater. When the phantom was witnessed it vanished into the thin air. Well, it undeniably is a scary phantom that is better not disturbed.
A space invader from Saturn was seen walking through a residence in Marlborough.
The ghost of a teenage girl showed up marching through a trailer outside Marlborough. The ghost was swallowed by the night after being perceived.
A body with a skeleton face having on gloomy robes was observed covering a body
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by a large rock in Belltown Historic District at night. Alarmed by the onlookers the ghost receded into the dark.
A massive ground hog has regularly been spotted on the summit of one of the mountains in the Bald Hill Range at night smoking a cigar.
A Velociraptor is frequently noticed before dawn floating by on Baker Brook.
A female
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having a knife in her head is known to have been made out on numerous occasions at Angus Park Pond Dam around midnight trying to find someone. A local woman says that this ghost loves terrifying people who come trying to find ghosts in Marlborough.
The spirit of a young Indian combatant may regularly be made out on the water's edge of Angus Park Pond gripping a human headbone.
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Ghost Sightings From Marlborough
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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