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An extraterrestrial from deep space became visible checking out Mansfield Hollow in detail in the early morning hours.
An ET was seen creeping out of Cedar Swamp soaked in slime on a dark night.
An martian voyager from another part of the galaxy was witnessed marching down a secluded highway right next door to Mansfield Center.
A feminine body has frequently been witnessed resting in a beanbag in a mobile home close to Mansfield Center. According to what the residents say, this phantom takes pleasure in frightening foolish people who have the guts to disturb the tranquility in Mansfield Center.
A space invader from Pluto is often noticed admiring Crotch of the River around midnight.
An ET from another planet has been noticed on frequent occasions flickering a light in Burdick Park on a dark night.
The ghost of a man hauling a sword can repeatedly be spotted on the highest spot of Ball Hill late in the night monitoring the vista. Scores of people who live here claim this ghost takes pleasure in startling unwise folks who come looking for ghosts in Mansfield Center.
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A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
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