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These are some lies we made up about Manchester.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can now and then be witnessed up on the summit of Academy Hill seeking a shoe.
A woman with a fairly see-through body was perceived in a Manchester area supermarket, strolling the aisles. The viewer ran off when he witnessed the ghost. A woman who lives here says that this ghost gets pleasure from terrifying unwise people who are brave enough to disrupt the calm in Manchester. No matter what, it is indisputably a creepy spirit that is preferably not messed with.
The ghost of a man dressed in a law enforcement uniform came into view by Averys Brook downing gasoline. The spirit didn't care that there was somebody else near.
One of the three Little Pigs was distinguished smoking a pipe by Nipsic Bog.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead materialized sipping water from Red Spring at midnight. When the onlooker showed up the ghost ran off. A number of people declare
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this ghost gets pleasure from scaring foolhardy folks who come searching for ghosts in Manchester.
An alien from Saturn was observed in a raft on Addison Pond reading a newspaper.
A gigantic puppy was noticed by Addison Pond Dam very late at night looking at the water.
The ghost of a man in an armed forces outfit is frequently
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perceived sniveling in Bolton Notch State Park at night. No matter what folks exclaim, this phantom undeniably is creepy; one that you don't want to run into very late at night.
An extremely large prairie dog is rumored to have been perceived on a few occasions sitting at the dining table in a Manchester trailer staring.
A space invader from space can repeatedly be made out pacing through a flat in Manchester.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an unidentified flying object can be observed very often being carried by a steed beside a road right next door to Manchester.
An martian traveler from outer space is every now and then perceived walking through a flat right next door to Manchester.
A huge leopard has been said to have been made out on several occasions at a coin operated phone in Manchester talking on the phone.
An alien from planet Mars can from time to time be distinguished walking through a Manchester vicinity churchyard.
A space alien from another planet has regularly been observed
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appearing terrifying down a wild highway in the vicinity of Manchester late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Manchester
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Ghost Sightings From Manchester
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
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