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These are some lies we made up about Madison.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs has from time to time been observed looking at a guy slumbering on a mattress in a residence in Madison.
An alien has been said to have been seen on one or two instances trying on a shirt in a Madison mobile home.
A colossal porcupine may occasionally be seen going crazy by Bailey Creek.
The spirit of a guy grasping a sword was witnessed trying to conceal a cadaver in Cedar Island Meadow on a dark night. The ghost didn't seem to be troubled by the watchers.
A lady with maggots crawling out of her ears was observed looking across Podunk Great Plain at the stroke of midnight. The ghost waved to the onlooker. If you listen to the locals, this ghost is the tormented spirit of a long departed Madison local.
Marco Polo became visible nosing around in mailboxes before dawn in Madison.
A colossal dormouse was observed at Circle Beach before sunrise looking at the waves down near the shore.
The alien
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mechanic of a flying saucer was witnessed staring at the sight from the peak of Buell Hill before dawn.
A minotaur has regularly been observed at Boulder Lake Dam before sunrise taking in the landscape.
The ghost of a lady with a knife in her neck is repeatedly made out in the early morning hours before sunrise exploring Falkner Island
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Reef in detail. No matter what folks utter, this is an unpleasant phantom that any wise person wouldn't want to come across.
A very large mink can often be distinguished in a Madison highschool in the early morning hours strolling the corridors.
An martian explorer from another world may be noticed repeatedly in a trailer right next door to Madison.
A gargantuan gila monster has every now and then been made out at the water's edge at Beattie Pond sniveling.
The ghost of a tied up lady is every so often noticed at Bloody Cove late in the night looking down into the water.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mars may sometimes be noticed pulling a dead body across the ground in Bitner Park late in the night.
A woman carrying her head beneath her arm has often been distinguished looking for a shoe underneath a parked Honda in a Madison parking lot late in the night. Many people who live here argue this ghost is that of a local who had a house here in Madison many years ago.
A giant musk deer is repeatedly
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made out in a Madison area supermarket, striding the aisles.
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Ghost Sightings From Madison
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Ghost Sightings From Madison
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
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