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These are some lies we made up about Litchfield.
An martian explorer from outer space was distinguished resting at a coffee table in a Litchfield house.
A female without a head was spotted by the water's edge at Litchfield Town Beach stacking boulders. The ghost was swallowed by the night after being observed.
A huge capybara has regularly been spotted fly fishing from the water's edge of Bantam Lake before dawn.
An ET from another planet is frequently perceived watching the landscape from the highest spot of Apple Hill around midnight.
A space man is rumored to have been spotted on frequent occasions gazing down into the water at Keeler Cove at midnight.
The alien crew member of a flying saucer can repeatedly be observed in a wild zone near Litchfield.
Socrates may be made out repeatedly by Allen Dam at the stroke of midnight gazing at the water.
A guy lacking a head has from time to time been perceived by Bizell Brook reading a tabloid.
The ghost of an elderly
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gold digger with a sizeable mustache and a wooden left leg is every now and then distinguished in Borzani Park at midnight hauling a skull.
A space alien from planet Pluto has supposedly been observed on one or two instances hitch-hiking in the middle of a shadowy road close to Litchfield.
A space man from deep space may once in a while be made out dispatching a packet at a Litchfield post office.
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BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
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