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These are some lies we made up about Lebanon.
A partially decayed human corpse is every so often made out hiding a body by a sizeable rock in Burdick Park in the early morning hours.
An martian tourist from the cosmos has allegedly been spotted on a small number of occasions spending time in an uninhabited home in Lebanon.
An extraterrestrial from planet Saturn may from time to time be seen standing by a deserted road in the neighborhood of Lebanon.
A massive antelope has repeatedly been witnessed flinging pebbles into the current at Austin Brook in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a farmer dressed in a worn straw hat has been said to have been distinguished on a small number of instances by Crotch of the River yelling at the witness to leave. A number of of the people who live in this town assert this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while traveling through Lebanon some time ago.
A young-looking girl wearing a bloody wedding gown can repeatedly be
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distinguished by Dutton Swamp going bananas. In any case, it undeniably is a terrifying phantom that you shouldn't go seeking.
A minotaur may be made out often traveling on a scooter on a dark road near Lebanon.
A gigantic boar has from time to time been witnessed carving a gap up on Avery Hill.
A man having a sword in his head
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is once in a while noticed stacking boulders in Ayers Gap in the early morning hours. Regardless of what, this ghost undeniably is creepy; one that should be avoided.
An enormous snake is rumored to have been witnessed on frequent occasions at Amston Lake Dam late in the night burning an object.
An extremely large capybara can every so often be observed in a mobile home in Lebanon.
The phantom of a mail carrier was perceived in Bigelow Hollow State Park right by the park headquarters gobbling a sandwich. The phantom did not appear to be worried by the observers. It's been argued that this particular ghost is that of a local who had a house here in Lebanon some decades ago.
An enormous burro was observed in a Lebanon mobile home.
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My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
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