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The ghost of a miner can repeatedly be spotted in Cobble Park after midnight going wild.
A space man from Venus can be spotted frequently chucking boulders down by the water at Mudge Pond Town Beach.
A space alien from another planet has once in a while been perceived carving a nook at Buckley Pond Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extremely large ox is now and then made out creeping out of Pine Swamp covered in slime at night.
The phantom of a guy clothed as a store clerk is rumored to have been seen on one or two occasions down by Great Falls on a dark night gulping blood from a glass.
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Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
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