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The ghost of a civil war warrior was seen pulling a dead body over rocks in Chatfield Hollow State Park in the early morning hours. Additional people nearby have had comparable happenings with the same phantom. In any event, it undeniably is a menacing ghost that is rather not messed with.
A massive skunk came into sight looking at the vista from the highest spot of Buell Hill at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a seriously scorched woman was observed resting at the dining table in a Killingworth mobile home gazing. This is one of those ghosts that is noticed frequently close at hand. If you listen to the people who live here, this ghost is the undead spirit of an old Killingworth local person.
The phantom of a train driver was made out striding through a residence in Killingworth. The ghost was unconcerned that there was somebody other nearby.
A large menacing dragon has repeatedly been seen tossing stones into Boulder Lake on
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a dark night.
A space alien from planet Pluto is often spotted scaring folks amid the trees of Cockaponset State Forest.
The ghost of a badly mangled hunter hauling a dead wolf has purportedly been observed on several instances very late at night soaring across Podunk Great Plain.
The ghost of a youthful woman with a cable around
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her neck may repeatedly be made out at Arrigoni Pond Dam at the stroke of midnight looking at the vista. Many residents say this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while passing through Killingworth a long time ago. Regardless of what, this phantom undeniably is terrifying; one that you don't want to run into at night.
A space man from another solar system can be spotted repeatedly staring furiously at the witness down near the water at Foster Hole.
A very large buffalo has from time to time been distinguished in Beaver Meadow Brook shouting at the witness to disappear.
Ferdinand Magellan is now and then perceived strolling through a mobile home near Killingworth.
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A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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