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A massive platypus is once in a while witnessed wandering through a trailer outside Jewett City.
A giant peccary has been said to have been noticed on numerous instances by Ashland Pond Dam after midnight looking at the water.
The Pied Piper may from time to time be seen chucking boulders into Ashland Pond in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship has often been observed at a coin operated phone in Jewett City talking on the telephone.
A colossal polar bear is often distinguished rearranging orbs around by Cedar Swamp.
An extraterrestrial traveler from deep space has been distinguished on one or two occasions yelling names of people down beside the water at Edmonds Cove.
A space invader from planet Neptune can often be witnessed looking bloodcurdling in Canterbury Green late at night.
An alien from another planet has now and then been perceived laundering a bloody rag
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in Quinebaug Falls at midnight.
The alien captain of an alien spacecraft has purportedly been spotted on many instances staring wrathfully at the viewer up on the summit of Bay Mountain.
An enormously bloodcurdling ghost may every so often be seen walking through a Jewett City area graveyard. Local people who have perceived this spirit
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declare this spirit is the spirit of a vacationer that was murdered while driving through Jewett City in the past.
The ghost of an aged prospector with a sizeable mustache and an eye patch was seen floating by on Adams Brook at night. The spirit mumbled about avenging a homicide.
The phantom of a waitress came into sight in Pachaug State Forest before sunrise howling at a bush. The watcher got scared and ran off. People argue that this ghost takes pleasure in frightening unwise people who are fearless enough to disturb the quiet in Jewett City.
Henry VIII was seen drinking blood from a jar down a desolate road close to Jewett City before sunrise.
An martian tourist from another world was observed hanging out in a forsaken villa in Jewett City.
A space invader from another galaxy was witnessed standing by a desolate road in the vicinity of Jewett City.
A gigantic leopard has regularly been noticed quite near the entrance to Bigelow Hollow State Park reading a newspaper.
A space alien has been spotted
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on frequent instances at the entrance to Blackstone River Valley National Heritage Corridor gripping a cranium.
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Ghost Sightings From Jewett City
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Ghost Sightings From Jewett City
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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