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A man having an axe in his head has repeatedly been seen cleaning a blood-splattered cloth in Cold Spring before dawn. No matter what, it's undoubtedly a terrifying spirit that you don't want to encounter at night.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another galaxy is repeatedly perceived struggling out of Cedar Swamp soaked in dirty water before dawn.
A space invader from another galaxy is rumored to have been spotted on numerous occasions going through garbage container on an Ivoryton lane.
A guy's body having the head of a horse can regularly be seen hovering in the air like a helium balloon in Ivoryton.
A colossal impala can be observed time and again at Chalker Beach in the early morning hours going for a swim.
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Ghost Sightings From Ivoryton
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
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