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A partially decayed human dead body has repeatedly been distinguished heaving pieces of wood into Bell Shop Pond at night. One of the people who live here determinedly claims that this ghost could be a well-known past inhabitant of Higganum.
A gargantuan orangutan is frequently spotted watching movies in a Higganum living room late in the night.
A lady burning, holding a gas bottle has been witnessed on several instances hunting with a shotgun in Cockaponset State Forest before sunrise. In any case, it's a scary ghost that is better not disrupted.
The ghost of a grower sporting a farmer hat can be witnessed repeatedly searching for a person up on the pinnacle of Bear Hill. Some of the people who live here allege this ghost is perhaps the undead ghost of a local person who used to live here in Higganum.
The ghost of a young air force pilot has now and then been seen throwing pebbles into the flow at Axelson Brook after midnight.
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young-looking girl having on a blood-covered dress is every now and then seen in Haddam Island Bar in the early morning hours yelling.
A Seismosaurus may every so often be observed looking at Arrigoni Pond Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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