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These are some lies we made up about Hebron.
A giant porpoise appeared walking through a house in the neighborhood of Hebron.
A space invader from planet Venus was seen in a boat on Andover Lake sipping orange juice.
The Gingerbread Man became visible drifting down on Ash Brook before dawn.
A female's body with a sheep's head was observed pulling a cadaver through some bushes in Blish Park before dawn. The watcher panicked and escaped.
A space alien from another world was seen in Bear Swamp late in the night trying to deposit a body.
The alien captain of an unidentified flying object is frequently made out by Amston Lake Dam late in the night looking at the water.
A massive wildcat is rumored to have been spotted on several instances screaming at a log in Nathan Hale State Forest late in the night.
Alexander the Great may often be made out in a phone booth in Hebron using the phone.
A gentleman with the head of a goblin may be observed repeatedly gazing at
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the view from the top of Birch Mountain at night. A local woman alleges that this ghost is the undead soul of a long gone Hebron local resident.
A gigantic leopard has now and then been noticed striding through a Hebron area burial ground.
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Ghost Sightings From Hebron
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Ghost Sightings From Hebron
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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