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These are some lies we made up about Harwinton.
The ghost of a young-looking woman outfitted as a maid may be made out very often walking through a Harwinton neighborhood graveyard. In any event, this is an unpleasant ghost that is better not disturbed.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship has every now and then been made out smoking a cigar by the water's edge at Besse Park Pond.
A space man from planet Mercury is occasionally spotted discussing into the air in Alvord Park very late at night.
A Yeti can once in a while be distinguished being in a vacant building in Harwinton.
A massive baboon has regularly been noticed trying to find a woman by Bakersville Brook.
A massive giraffe is repeatedly made out being carried by a scooter on a murky highway in close proximity to Harwinton.
The ghost of a down-and-out gentleman is known to have been noticed on frequent occasions sniveling at Black Rock Dam before dawn.
The ghost of a young cowboy can be observed
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very frequently in Black Rock State Park outside the ranger station yelling. People here who have made out this ghost allege this ghost is most likely the struggling ghost of a local person who used to live here in Harwinton.
A large terrifying beast has sometimes been made out on the summit of Bee Mountain late in the night looking at the panorama.
An extraterrestrial from deep space is every so often witnessed ascending out of Atwood Swamp drenched in mud after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Harwinton
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Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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