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The ghost of a young Indian fighter was distinguished in Aaron Fien Square in the early morning hours before sunrise gazing irritably at the eye witness. This particular phantom has been perceived frequently in this area. According to the folks who live here, this phantom is the phantom of a vacationer that was murdered while traveling through Hartford long ago. Nonetheless, it's undeniably a chilling ghost that should be kept away from.
The ghost of an airliner pilot was perceived late in the night scrutinizing Clay Banks Bar in detail. There are additional reports with reference to this ghost in the vicinity. In any event, this spirit undoubtedly is terrifying; one that you wouldn't wish to encounter in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The spirit of a tough lumberjack carrying a sizeable axe is often seen trying on shoes in a Hartford trailer.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another galaxy has been witnessed on one or two instances
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crawling up from a storm drain on a Hartford road in the early morning hours.
An alien from outer space may be perceived very frequently among the trees of Mooneys Woods stacking chunks of concrete.
Christopher Columbus is every so often seen nosing around in mailboxes late in the night in Hartford.
A creepy skeleton is rumored
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to have been perceived on one or two occasions trying to find a hat down next to the water at Keeney Cove. Whatever folks exclaim, this is an intimidating ghost that any commonsensical person wouldn't wish to run into.
A man that shape-shifted into a vampire may now and then be seen dining on a steak by Bass Brook. Any which way, it's a terrifying ghost that should be stayed away from.
A glowing human shape has repeatedly been noticed downing soda pop by Crow Point. According to what the local residents declare, this spirit is that of a person who had a home here in Hartford many years ago.
A space man is frequently witnessed performing a tune on a harpsichord in a Hartford building.
The phantom of a young man having on a winter coat has supposedly been distinguished on a few occasions staring over Glastonbury Meadows late at night.
A headless guy may repeatedly be perceived in the early morning hours crawling out of Glastonbury Meadows soaked in filth. In any case, it certainly is a creepy ghost that you do not want to come
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across very late at night.
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It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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