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These are some lies we made up about Hampton.
The ghost of an old hag has from time to time been made out around midnight fluttering over Howard Valley. Either way, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that any sensible person wouldn't want to come across.
A guy with a large hole through his torso is sometimes perceived climbing a towering tree in James L Goodwin State Forest at the stroke of midnight. Locals here declare that this ghost is probably the stressed ghost of a local person who used to have a house here in Hampton.
A gargantuan wolf has supposedly been noticed on a small number of instances burrowing an outlet up on the summit of Alworth Hill.
An extraterrestrial from deep space may from time to time be made out piling pieces of wood by Catden Swamp.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spacecraft was spotted being carried by a pony by the side of a highway near Hampton.
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Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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