|
| |
These are some lies we made up about Haddam.
A lady's body with a raccoon's head was perceived checking out Haddam Island Bar in detail before dawn. The bystander was terrified and fled.
Ferdinand Magellan showed up chopping down a high tree in Cockaponset State Forest before dawn.
An ET from planet Venus was distinguished pulling a dead body from the chilly water of Axelson Brook in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial from another world was noticed staring down into the water at Cones Point around midnight.
The martian commander of an unidentified flying object was spotted looking at the water by Deep Hollow Reservoir Dam before dawn.
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Haddam
Submit a lie about Haddam, Connecticut:
Other untruthful towns near Haddam, Connecticut:
Higganum, Connecticut, 4 miles away
Chester, Connecticut, 5 miles away
Deep River, Connecticut, 5 miles away
East Hampton, Connecticut, 5 miles away
Moodus, Connecticut, 5 miles away
Killingworth, Connecticut, 6 miles away
Ivoryton, Connecticut, 8 miles away
East Haddam, Connecticut, 8 miles away
Essex, Connecticut, 9 miles away
Centerbrook, Connecticut, 9 miles away
Clinton, Connecticut, 9 miles away
Portland, Connecticut, 9 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Connecticut
|
Ghost Sightings From Haddam
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
MORE JOKES
|
