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Genghis Khan became visible rummaging around in a freezer in the kitchen of a Guilford residence on a dark night.
An extremely large addax became visible at Guilford Lakes Lower Dam at night screaming names of people.
The ghost of a gentleman having on an army uniform was perceived facing the eye witness in Bitner Park late at night. The ghost mentioned avenging a murder.
An extraterrestrial was spotted fly fishing from the water's edge of Beattie Pond around midnight.
An alien explorer from another galaxy has frequently been perceived up on Clapboard Hill hurling chunks of concrete.
An armor from the middle ages lacking a human being inside is repeatedly perceived gazing at people in a Guilford building through an air vent. Residents here say that this ghost loves startling foolhardy people who are fearless enough to interrupt the tranquility in Guilford.
The Abominable Snowman has been made out on many instances at night
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staring across Podunk Great Plain.
The ghost of a woman with a plastic bag tied around her head may repeatedly be spotted seeking a book beside the water at Bloody Cove.
A gigantic fawn may be spotted frequently at the water's edge at Circle Beach sipping orange juice.
A semi transparent gentleman outfitted as the captain of a
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fishing boat has occasionally been perceived drifting down Bailey Creek in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a youthful man wearing a confederate uniform is now and then distinguished by Beaver Head Swamp reading a magazine. Either way, this is an unpleasant spirit that should be stayed away from.
A massive rhinoceros is rumored to have been seen on numerous instances conducting a conducted expedition of Broomstick Ledges to a party of ghosts in the early morning hours.
An ET from another galaxy may from time to time be made out trying to flag down cars beside a shadowy highway near Guilford.
The phantom of a street bum has regularly been made out swallowing fuel from a fuel pump at a refueling station in Guilford.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an unidentified flying object is frequently spotted conversing into the air as if somebody in addition was nearby.
A huge squirrel has been said to have been seen on numerous occasions flickering a lantern in Browns Reef late in the night.
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man from Jupiter may be witnessed repeatedly walking a Saint Bernard in the early morning hours on a shady Guilford street.
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Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
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