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An extraterrestrial from the cosmos has repeatedly been seen smoking a cigar late at night by a road sign in Groton.
The ghost of the driver of a train is often distinguished reading a book at Bigelow Hollow State Park. No matter what, this is an intimidating ghost that you wouldn't want to run into on a dark night.
The ghost of a badly mangled huntsman pulling a dead cougar is known to have been distinguished on frequent occasions walking through a home in Groton. Scores of locals allege this spirit is the undead spirit of a long departed Groton person who lived here.
The spirit of a young-looking lady with a wire around her neck can be seen often in Blackstone River Valley National Heritage Corridor near the park headquarters sobbing. Whatever people utter, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that any normal person wouldn't wish to meet.
A Stegosaurus has occasionally been distinguished riding on a llama alongside a road outside Groton.
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Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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