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A gargantuan ape has often been seen playing a piece of music on an accordion in a Groton trailer.
A glow-in-the-dark human form is regularly distinguished struggling to grip something in the middle of Beaverdam Brook. Nonetheless, it undeniably is a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A gigantic mandrill has allegedly been observed on frequent instances flashing a lantern by Birch Plain Creek Tidal Marsh.
A big menacing ogre can repeatedly be spotted frightening people at the waterfront at Bluff Point Beach.
The ghost of a pregnant female may be seen repeatedly in a Groton school before dawn pacing the hallways. In any event, this ghost sure is creepy; one that should be steered clear of.
The ghost of a youthful man in a coat has once in a while been seen on a dark night scrutinizing Black Ledge in detail. No matter what folks exclaim, it's a creepy ghost that you do not want to bump into on a dark night.
A giant
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mustang is from time to time spotted bass fishing from the water's edge of Crystal Lake late at night.
A headless gentleman is rumored to have been noticed on a few instances in Avon Park on a dark night pointing at the eye witness. Well, it without a doubt is a scary spirit that you shouldn't go searching for.
A lady with her left arm
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and left leg cut off may occasionally be spotted by The Kissing Rocks gazing crossly at the observer. It has been alleged that this specific spirit can be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed away here in Groton a long time ago.
A military uniform striding about with no body in it was witnessed by the water at Abigail Point going mad. The ghost did not care that there was someone other there.
A colossal steer came into sight in a mirror in a Groton building; the ghost was only visible in the mirror.
An extremely large vicuna was distinguished looking for a hat under a parked Toyota in a Groton parking lot at night.
The ghost of a critically charred woman emerged glugging down blood from a cup at Billings Avery Diversion Pond Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise. When the watcher emerged the ghost ran off.
An alien from planet Pluto was observed on the peak of Allyn Mountain at midnight glancing at the sight.
The phantom of a gentleman having a cross cut into his back was seen
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in a Groton area store, staggering the aisles. The arrival of the observer startled the ghost who then vanished. Based on what the people who live here say, this ghost is probably the undead ghost of a resident who used to have a house here in Groton. In any case, this ghost undeniably is creepy; one that is better not disrupted.
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Ghost Sightings From Groton
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Ghost Sightings From Groton
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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