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These are some lies we made up about Greenwich.
A space man was perceived gazing down into the water at Byram Harbor at midnight.
A gigantic hyena was noticed drifting down Brothers Brook around midnight.
A Plateosaurus has repeatedly been seen exploring Bluff Island Ledge in detail at midnight.
A huge chinchilla is often witnessed admiring Lowther Point late in the night.
An martian voyager from the cosmos has supposedly been noticed on a handful of instances taking in the landscape at American Felt Dam at the stroke of midnight.
A massive crow may be spotted time and again appearing creepy by Wolf Swamp.
Cinderella has every so often been distinguished staring crossly at the observer up on the top of Palmer Hill.
The ghost of a woman with a bag tied around her head has been said to have been perceived on a handful of occasions shouting at the observer to beat it at Fords Beach.
A large frightening spirit can once in a while be made out in a rubber boat on
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Bear Rock Pond going nuts. In any event, this is a hostile ghost that you wouldn't wish to come across around midnight.
An alien from planet Neptune has regularly been noticed slurping water from Rippowan Falls around midnight.
A colossal sheep is frequently noticed staggering through a Greenwich neighborhood cemetery.
The ghost
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of a young-looking gentleman sporting a confederate uniform is rumored to have been spotted on frequent occasions hovering across Mill Pond before sunrise. Folks here who have spotted this ghost argue this ghost may perhaps be a distinguished yesteryear inhabitant of Greenwich.
The spirit of a chained up man can frequently be spotted swallowing root beer in 1983 Downtown Stamford Historic District late at night. People here declare that this ghost is the stressed soul of a long departed Greenwich local person. No matter what, it's undeniably a creepy spirit that any sane person wouldn't wish to run into.
Plato can be observed repeatedly hanging out in a deserted structure in Greenwich.
An extremely large elk has sometimes been noticed riding on a low rider on a murky road near Greenwich.
A medusa is from time to time observed in a residence in Greenwich.
An enormous roebuck has supposedly been spotted on a handful of instances pacing along a wild highway in the vicinity of Greenwich.
A big creepy monster can now
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and then be witnessed relaxing in a chair in an apartment near Greenwich.
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Ghost Sightings From Greenwich
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Ghost Sightings From Greenwich
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
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