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These are some lies we made up about Granby.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from deep space came into sight observing the surroundings from the pinnacle of Barndoor Hills before dawn.
A huge pony was noticed fluttering over the Barndoor Hills in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space alien from another solar system materialized after midnight climbing out of Beaverdam Marsh soaked in filth.
Leonardo da Vinci was witnessed before sunrise checking out Huggins Gorge in detail.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a UFO was spotted soaring over Terrys Plain very late at night.
A soldier's uniform staggering about without a body in it is frequently distinguished collecting sticks for a fire in Great Pond State Forest at the stroke of midnight.
A space invader from planet Saturn may repeatedly be witnessed screaming on the water's edge of Arnold Pond.
A very large addax may be spotted very often beside the water at Conn Cove looking.
A space man from another planet
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has occasionally been seen by The Pinnacle struggling to verbalize something.
The phantom of a civil war soldier is every so often distinguished at Babbs Beach before dawn gazing at the waves down near the shore.
Bigfoot is known to have been witnessed on several instances in Babbs Beach Recreation Area after midnight dragging a body
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across the ground.
The spirit of a gravely charred lady can from time to time be observed on a Granby street at night.
The ghost of a gentleman having a pentagram engraved into his back has repeatedly been seen gazing at an old man snoozing on the floor in a home in Granby. No matter what, this ghost undoubtedly is menacing; one that any wise person wouldn't want to meet.
A colossal monkey is repeatedly perceived in a convenience store in the Granby area.
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Ghost Sightings From Granby
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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