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The martian technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship is regularly spotted crawling out of Balsam Fir Swamp drenched in slime in the early morning hours.
A gigantic lizard is known to have been made out on numerous occasions in Goshen Historic District at the stroke of midnight pulling a dead body across the ground.
A minotaur can often be seen looking in a row boat on Cunningham Pond.
The ghost of the driver of a train has every so often been seen struggling to touch something up on the summit of Bartholomew Hill. No matter what, it is certainly a chilling ghost that you wouldn't wish to bump into very late at night.
An extremely large bat is every so often distinguished at night drifting by on Bradford Brook.
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Ghost Sightings From Goshen
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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