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These are some lies we made up about Glastonbury.
The bloodcurdling ghost of a Hun was observed chucking pebbles into Addison Pond late at night. Additional people close at hand have had identical incidents involving an almost identical ghost. One of the residents firmly asserts that this ghost is the undead soul of a long gone Glastonbury local.
A bloodcurdling skeleton came into view at Addison Pond Dam around midnight looking at the view. This phantom is fantastically active in this neighborhood; there have been several other accounts of this precise phantom. A number of of the people who live in this town say this spirit is the spirit of a traveler that was murdered while passing through Glastonbury in the past.
An enormous rhinoceros was made out washing a bloody pillow in Red Spring very late at night.
A space alien from planet Mars was noticed in a secluded place close to Glastonbury.
A glow-in-the-dark human character has repeatedly been witnessed in the early morning hours before
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sunrise conducting a piloted expedition of Crow Point to a company of ghosts. No matter what people verbalize, this spirit indisputably is menacing; one that should be stayed away from.
A big chilling giant has been said to have been made out on one or two occasions gazing over Glastonbury Meadows late at night.
The phantom of a young
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man having on a coat can regularly be observed camping in Meshomasic State Forest after midnight. One thing is for guaranteed, this is an unsympathetic ghost that is better not disturbed.
A colossal capybara may be noticed over and over again in Buckland Green around midnight staring.
An alien from another solar system has every now and then been seen attempting to verbalize something down beside the water at Keeney Cove.
An enormous ocelot has supposedly been perceived on several occasions hovering by a murky highway near Glastonbury.
A Megalosaurus can every now and then be observed reflecting up on the highest spot of Academy Hill.
A beheaded man has regularly been perceived dispatching an envelope at a Glastonbury post office. It's been argued that this particular ghost likes terrifying foolhardy folks who dare to disturb the serenity in Glastonbury.
The ghost of a surgeon with a blood-splattered uniform is often distinguished on the highest spot of one of the heights in the Bald Hill Range late
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at night screaming names. If you talk to the people who live here, this ghost may be the spirit of a local person who died here in Glastonbury some decades ago.
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It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
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