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A space alien emerged up on the peak of Allyn Mountain pointing at the onlooker.
A big terrifying giant was seen by Billings Avery Diversion Pond Dam on a dark night gazing at the water.
A gargantuan beaver was spotted yelling at the witness to go away by the water at Bailey Point.
A woman with maggots crawling out of her mouth has repeatedly been observed mid stream in Beaverdam Brook going bananas.
Vincent van Gogh is regularly made out peeking through building windows in Gales Ferry at midnight.
A gargantuan hedgehog may repeatedly be noticed in a motor boat on Crystal Lake scraping out a nook.
The spirit of a female with a dagger in her heart may be made out time and again in Hubbardston State Forest late at night collecting wood to make a fire. Scores of folks who live here allege this ghost may be the spirit of a local person who passed on here in Gales Ferry many years ago. No matter what folks utter, this is a bad
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spirit that should be shunned.
A Velociraptor has occasionally been noticed watching shows in a Gales Ferry living room late in the night.
A colossal ox is sometimes noticed staring across East Great Plain at the stroke of midnight.
A lady having the head of a leprechaun has been witnessed on a small number of occasions going through
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trash cans on a Gales Ferry residential street. One thing is for certain, it's a menacing phantom that you would not want to come across after midnight.
The ghost of a man having half his head not there has repeatedly been distinguished in the early morning hours checking out The Kissing Rocks. In any event, it in all certainty is a scary ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
A decapitated lady is often spotted trying to locate a person in Dark Hollow in the early morning hours.
The phantom of a teenage girl has allegedly been seen on frequent instances by Birch Plain Creek Tidal Marsh carrying a human skull. Locals who have witnessed this ghost assert this ghost is possibly the stressed ghost of a resident who used to live here in Gales Ferry. No matter what, this ghost certainly is creepy; one that should be steered clear of.
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Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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