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These are some lies we made up about Farmington.
The ghost of a gentleman having half his head lost was seen at night following a passing Buick on a dark highway close to Farmington. There are numerous tales involving this spirit in the area. It's been said that this particular spirit is that of a resident who had a house here in Farmington a long time ago. In any event, it undoubtedly is a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
An enormous sloth appeared struggling to conceal a cadaver in Dead Wood Swamp at midnight.
Genghis Khan was spotted studying Cooks Gap in detail late at night.
The ghost of a young-looking lady sporting a blood-covered prom dress has frequently been distinguished axing down a high tree in Farmington Memorial Town Forest around midnight.
The martian commander of an alien spaceship is regularly spotted by Batterson Park Pond Dam late at night staring at the water.
A decapitated woman has been spotted on frequent instances bass fishing
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from the water's edge of Batterson Park Pond before dawn. Regardless of what, this is a hostile spirit that is better not messed with.
A giant raccoon may be perceived time and again in the rear seat of a Toyota by the driver witnessing the ghost in his rear view mirror in the early morning hours.
An alien vacationer from deep space has
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now and then been observed raking leaves in the side yard of an apartment in Farmington.
The phantom of a teenage girl is sometimes witnessed by an old man hunting in a forest outside Farmington.
A character with a skeleton face having on shady robes can once in a while be noticed up on Avon Mountain attempting to grip something. Based on what the folks who live here declare, this ghost loves scaring people who have the nerve to disturb the silence in Farmington. One thing's for guaranteed, it's a terrifying ghost that you would not want to encounter before sunrise.
An alien from planet Mars has often been noticed resting on a stool in a building in Farmington.
A medusa is repeatedly seen thinking in Barnes Field late in the night.
A space man from another solar system can repeatedly be observed heaving boulders into the flow at Bass Brook around midnight.
The alien crew member of an alien spaceship can be seen very frequently downing water from Massacoe Spring in the early morning hours.
A space
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invader from planet Venus has once in a while been distinguished strolling from flat to flat around midnight on a Farmington lane.
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Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
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