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The Ugly Duckling is occasionally spotted shouting at the bystander to stay away beneath a terrifying high tree in Housatonic State Forest.
An martian explorer from the cosmos has been said to have been perceived on a small number of instances sitting on a stool in a house near Falls Village.
A space man from deep space can once in a while be observed tossing bricks in Cream Hollow at midnight.
A female with the head of a goblin was spotted at night going to see Lookout Point. This specific phantom has been noticed repeatedly in this place. Some of the locals allege this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while passing through Falls Village a long time ago. Whichever way, it's a terrifying ghost that you wouldn't wish to bump into at night.
An ET showed up burying a corpse by a big rock in Canaan Village Historic District late in the night.
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Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
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