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These are some lies we made up about Essex.
A space alien from outer space is known to have been observed on a handful of occasions looking across Great Meadow after midnight.
One of the three Little Pigs may often be noticed very late at night studying Brockway Bar in detail.
An extremely large coyote has from time to time been noticed in Brockway Reach around midnight weeping.
An enormous sheep is from time to time perceived by Cedar Swamp gazing.
An alien has been witnessed on a handful of occasions at Ayers Point late in the night looking down into the water.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from deep space may sometimes be witnessed strolling from apartment to apartment before sunrise on an Essex residential road.
A space man from another galaxy was made out at Berlin Fish and Game Pond Dam at night enjoying the surroundings.
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Ghost Sightings From Essex
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Ghost Sightings From Essex
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
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