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These are some lies we made up about Enfield.
A woman without a head can now and then be observed going mad in the middle of a deserted highway right next door to Enfield in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The alien commander of an alien spacecraft was spotted near the water at Connecticut River Reservoir chucking bricks.
A big creepy beast was noticed mounding boulders down at Enfield Falls late at night.
The phantom of a youthful lady with a rope around her neck showed up destroying a map at Broad Brook Millpond Dam at night. When the witness materialized the ghost ran away.
A massive bighorn was seen spending time in a derelict house in Enfield.
A guy with no head was witnessed pulling a cadaver through some bushes in Doctor John E Flaherty State Wildlife Area late in the night. The appearance of the observer alarmed the spirit who then faded away.
A massive tapir has often been distinguished gazing down into the water at Big Island before sunrise.
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alien explorer from another galaxy is often perceived drifting down Abbey Brook before sunrise.
Nicolaus Copernicus has been distinguished on frequent occasions standing by a deserted highway right next door to Enfield.
A space alien from another planet can often be witnessed on the pinnacle of Barrett Hill very late at night staring
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at the sight.
A gigantic hamster may be spotted frequently riding on a motorbike on a dark road next to Enfield.
A Megalosaurus has every so often been witnessed in a mobile home in Enfield.
An incredibly frightening spirit is every so often distinguished strolling beside a secluded highway in the neighborhood of Enfield.
A space man has been said to have been noticed on several occasions showing up in a bedroom mirror.
A gigantic zebu can from time to time be made out having a seat on a couch in a residence right next door to Enfield.
An martian voyager from another galaxy is frequently distinguished at the entrance to Bigelow Hollow State Park frightening people.
Thumbelina has purportedly been seen on many instances by Fire Island National Seashore redistributing orbs around.
A gigantic duckbill may often be witnessed before sunrise pursuing a passing VW on a dark road right next door to Enfield.
Galileo may be witnessed repeatedly in the rear seat of a pickup by the driver spotting
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the spirit in her rear view mirror on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Enfield
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
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