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An enormous lovebird can frequently be seen poking around in mailboxes late at night in East Windsor.
An extraterrestrial from another planet has from time to time been perceived in the middle of Adds Brook terrifying folks.
An alien has been perceived on one or two occasions down beside Enfield Falls in the early morning hours before sunrise rearranging orbs about.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another world has often been witnessed yelling names up on the pinnacle of Barrett Hill.
An extraterrestrial from planet Neptune is repeatedly noticed playing a song on a harmonica in an East Windsor mobile home.
The ghost of a female with a plastic bag strapped around her head has purportedly been noticed on one or two occasions before sunrise scrutinizing Hathaway Hollow in detail.
A sizeable terrifying ghost may repeatedly be seen in Barber Pond State Wildlife Area at the stroke of midnight dragging a dead body across the dirt.
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Ghost Sightings From East Windsor
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A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
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